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Brian McGuinness's avatar

โ€œwelp, I guess Iโ€™ve been demoted to audience member.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Kevin McCaffrey's avatar

Haha some days Iโ€™d like to be

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Keith Bergman's avatar

I'm askin'. You know I'm askin'.

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Kevin McCaffrey's avatar

Oh you KNOW Iโ€™m DMing

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Gary Davis's avatar

Yeah, I was a curious who that was.

Speaking of bombing, I remember watching Last Comic Standing years ago and they had Kathy Griffin on there. She did an awful pre-taped set and every audience shot showed zero smiles and, I would estimate, a negative amount of laughs. Somehow, though, the sound behind her set was just crazy raucous laughter.

The next day, I was still incensed that NBC had obviously added laughs in an attempt to manipulate the viewing audience. I searched Twitter looking for anyone who shared my outrage and foundโ€ฆ

Nothing.

I let it go but I never forgot it.

Nice post (or column or Substack or article or whatever you prefer to call it). Iโ€™m a massive fan of stand-up and am fascinated in the behind-the-scenes view and nuts and bolts of the craft. What you wrote is right up my interestโ€™s alley (thatโ€™s a thing) and I am now a subscriber.

Iโ€™ve always wanted to make an attempt at stand-up or at least writing for stand-up, but never have. For now Iโ€™m just content being known as the funny guy in my social circles. I guess. Iโ€™m probably too old to try it at this point, anyway.

Maybe I should just start interviewing comedians and writing about it on Substack. That could be fun.

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Kevin McCaffrey's avatar

Gary, this is such a thoughtful comment! Thanks very much and glad you were interested in these terrible tales haha.

If stand up is something youโ€™ve wanted to do, I big time recommend just taking 5 minutes to an open mic to cross it off the bucket list โ€” and if nothing else, itโ€™s a story.

Thanks for reading and subscribing and hope to catch you at a show sometime!

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Gary Davis's avatar

That open mic idea is a good one. I know myself fairly well (self-awareness is a blessing but also my curse) and Iโ€™d have to be pretty damn confident in my five minutes to do it in front of people. Maybe Iโ€™ll see what I can work up.

If you ever make it to Eureka, CA (hidden behind the Redwood Curtain) I will definitely show up.

It feels like we donโ€™t get a ton of comedians up here. I remember Mike Birbiglia came through about 8-12 years ago (Iโ€™m thinking thatโ€™s the time span because my wife was still alive and we were in this house) and I missed his show because I didnโ€™t want to go by myself and my wife was too sick to go. I shouldโ€™ve just gone. It would have at least made for a good memory from that time.

BTW, you never told me who the underwhelming female comedian was. Iโ€™m dying to know. Unless, that is, I hit it accidentally by mentioning Kathy Griffin and you, by not referencing it at all in your reply, were slyly confirming my sideways guess.

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